Valdronius.wire Get yourself on the wire A Work Of Epic Proportions Posted in General News on August 28th, 2006 With a film version of Beowulf slated to come out sometime next year, I’ve decided to write an epic poem. The former really had no influence over the latter, I just figured mentioning a famous piece would give more credibility to my work. Leave A Comment » Not Dead Yet Posted in General News on August 24th, 2006 Despite going back to school soon, I still intend to put up at least one more article, and one piece of writing. For now, here’s a little something on a classic C64 game, Ghostbusters. Leave A Comment » Thanks For The Memories Posted in General News on July 25th, 2006 This coming fall I am going back to school to do a BEd. I also intend to continue working at my job while I do so. Needless to say, I’m not going to have much free time, and I don’t want to watch this site stagnate. So it is with regret that I let you all know that as of September 24th, 2006, the site will be going offline. Don’t worry though, I will be back. Somewhere, somehow, I shall return. Leave A Comment » Can It Be Possible? Posted in General News on July 20th, 2006 Don’t adjust your television set…, or your monitor for that matter. You aren’t seeing things. I actually do have another article complete for your viewing pleasure in a record 12 days. Actually, I once posted two articles 11 days apart, but let’s not talk about that. Leave A Comment » Promise: Fulfilled Posted in Site News on July 8th, 2006 I told you I was working on something new. Now here it is: a tribute to a man I greatly admire, though few people know him by name. Leave A Comment » Uninspiration Posted in Site News on July 3rd, 2006 Has it been far too long since I wrote anything? Yes Do I have a new article in the works? Yes Am I going to try and placate you with a new comic installment? Yes Is this the worst format I could possibly use to announce a site update? Leave A Comment » Dear Fred Phelps… Posted in General News on June 27th, 2006 2 Comments » Fine, Ignore My Pleas Posted in Site News on June 20th, 2006 Normally I’d get really pissy and shut down the website out of spite. But seeing as it’s because of people like you that my site broke 100,000 on Alexa this Sunday, I’ll be nice and offer up a new episode from everyone’s favourite Canuck. What? You thought he was dead or something? Leave A Comment » A Plea From Me To You Posted in General News on June 16th, 2006 It’s come to my attention that people are actually visiting my site. Some people are even coming more than once. If you’re reading this, then chances are you may be one of those people. I would like to take this opportunity to ask you to leave a message here, if only to say ‘hi’. Yes, I’m talking to you Virginia, and you too Amsterdam. It only takes a couple of minutes to register, so why not join the illustrious list of people to whom I give my sincerest thanks. Thank you Tish, Keifer, Syd, and Tebor. Leave A Comment » Dragon Fear Posted in Site News on June 12th, 2006 Here’s a review of a game called Gemfire, where you must face off against a powerful dragon. Fortunately, it isn’t Trogdor, because you’d totally get your ass handed to you in a doggy bag. Leave A Comment »